My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I’m giving them my share. -Rita Mae Brown

My first words, as I was being born […] I looked up at my mother and said, ‘that’s the last time I’m going up one of those. -Stephen Fry

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. -Joan Crawford

Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not. -Bumper sticker

Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won’t be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. -Judy Carte

It’s hard enough to be taken seriously in the struggle for gay rights without having a bunch of straight girls running around kissing each other to get the attention of boys and videocameras. -M. Robin D’Antan

If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -Author Unknown

If adjustment is necessary, it should be made primarily with regard to the position the homosexual occupies in present-day society, and society should more often be treated than the homosexual. -Harry Benjamin